theonion:

Guy Riding ATV Has Really Been Looking Forward To Breaking His Neck On Wooded Trail

nintendumb:

imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food

straightedgemama:

thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

This is like really sound advice though

pokemon-personalities:

pokemon-personalities:

WHY IS MASUDA RETWEETING A BUNCH OF PICTURES OF POKEMON PLUSHIES WEARING GLASSES

bless this man

image

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bokuwaaru:

cookiesincoffeecans:

ungratefullittleshit:

Creativity

Lazyness

Creativity 

Gorillaz - DARE
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dodongodislikessmoke:

PETEY by ~Mynosylexia
awwww-cute:

Told him to get off the top of the car, he did this

awwww-cute:

Told him to get off the top of the car, he did this

trailbreakerofficial:

I really like this Pokemon ok they are adorable

trailbreakerofficial:

I really like this Pokemon ok they are adorable

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you.