weloveshortvideos:

Random crow shows up on dude’s porch, looks him straight in the face and says ‘fuck you’

ammit420:

horror movie synopsis

  • white family moves into house
  • the house got some shit in it
  • family refuses to acknowledge that they got some shit in they house
  • turns out that shit is some ultrashit
Mother: BUT I GAVE BIRTH TO YOU!
Me: ain't nobody tell you to do that tho

thecutestofthecute:

onlylolgifs:

Turtle enjoying a bath)

that turtle is shaking its booty

emosad420:

these god damn nerds are lucky dinosaurs don’t exist anymore. you gonna front up to a t-rex and tell him he dont exist? he’ll fuck you up dont even matter that he got tiny ass arms

emosad420:

these god damn nerds are lucky dinosaurs don’t exist anymore. you gonna front up to a t-rex and tell him he dont exist? he’ll fuck you up dont even matter that he got tiny ass arms